Close the Door, Please

And if I were him, I would hide under a rock if this picture is real. Like a big ass, Jesus tomb rollaway rock.

Hailey Glassman, Gosselin’s crazy, yet “stable,” ex-girlfriend, decided to go on the offensive once again and attack Jon where it hurts: his manhood. Or his implied manhood ’cause after this photo, I don’t think he has any left.

According to Glassman, Jon cheated over $200,000 from her and hasn’t paid back a dime of it (what the hell did you expect??). Now she’s out for the blood as she tweeted this:

“Question to everyone: If you lent ur ex 200,000 due to him manipulating u and using his children to get it from u as ur soft spot, promising to pay it back–would u walk away from it and let him get away with all your money? I DON’T THINK SO twitter world!…This is Karma. FYI don’t F*ck with fire if you don’t want to get burned, and don’t mess with the bull if you don’t want the horns….”

She then added after posting the picture:

“Yes, YOU KNOW WHO THIS NASTY PENIS belongs to! I think I just threw up in my mouth a bit. EW the torture!”

You damn skippy this is torture. I don’t ever think I will be revisiting this post ever again just because of the picture. But secretly, I do hope this is real because I really don’t like me some Jon Gosselin and I hope this embarrasses the hell out of him.

Oh, and to his kids: Please don’t ever Google your father. I don’t want you to have to witness this.

See uncensored pic after the jump!!

(Thanks to our good friends over at Tabloid Prodigy for the pic.)

dOOr, quickly, cLoSeD.

-Damien

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