What? The show is barely a season old and it already has a spin off show in the works? What the hell is wrong with this picture? The casting/production company behind the “hit” show has decided that it wants to focus on other trashy youngins only this time the locale is different: Boston. That’s right. [...]
What? What kind of confu*kery is this? I don’t understand you, America. There are people starving in this world and this is what you spend your money on? We. Are. A. Nation. Of. Idiots. dOOr cLoSeD. -Damien
All you have to do is watch this video and you will see why I believe this crap should be cancelled and taken off the air. But, unfortunately, our American teenagers (me, included. Yes, I’m only 19) has the attention span and brain capacity of a 2-year-old Cocker Spaniel, so I figure this show will [...]
Whoever is releasing these pictures, keep ‘em coming. Can’t wait to see what else you got hidden up your sleeves! Or in your case, Snooki, your underwear. A second picture, as promised, has been released to the interwebs by the mysterious owners of NakedSnooki.com. Close the Door, Please has no idea who is behind all [...]
Something is wrong with this picture. Very wrong. Selena Gomez, that one chick that stars in the Disney Channel show, Wizards of Waverly Place, is making as much money per episode of the hit show as the stars of MTV’s reality show, Jersey Shore. What?? Gomez’s show is in its third season and the star [...]
Cause I sure as hell am. Seriously. This guy gets paid thousands of dollars to stand in front of cameras and open his shirt at parties. There are people starving in the world! Shouldn’t our money be spent on something like that curbing hunger than this idiot?? Here’s The Situation at some party, taking off [...]
Whoops. Didn’t think that this one would slip through the cracks now did ya? Haha, well you’re a public figure now…and we find everything. Although, Snooki has denied in the past that there are no nudies of her flaunting around her body, but true to form…she’s lying. You see that picture above, Snooki? Yeah, that’s [...]
Haha, too funny. Some of those, I didn’t even know. dOOr cLoSeD. -Damien
Dammit. The entire cast of Jersey Shore has reached a deal with MTV that allows them to return to the Shore for another season of the “hit” reality show. As reported earlier, some of the cast member were trying to play a little hardball with MTV and threaten not to return if the network didn’t [...]
And it looks like the cast might be staying the same. As mentioned earlier on Close the Door, Please, I was wondering whether or not MTV was going to renew the show or not. Yes, the show has been a hit in the ratings for MTV, but with all the controversy surrounding (advertisers pulling out, [...]
