Yeah, it’s as disgusting as it sounds. Coming to a shopping center near you! dOOr cLoSeD. -Damien
You know he would say this. dOOr cLoSeD. -Damien
Welll, seeing that the venue he was performing in was no bigger than a living room, I guess it would be very rude to be talking on your telephone while he’s singing. He can’t help, but hear you. Watch the video below that is circulating around the Interwebs of Adam Lambert, you know that one [...]
StyleCaster has put together a list compiling all the television shows from years past that dominated most of Close the Door, Please’s readers childhood days. Reading this list reminded me just how many shows were so damn good when we were growing up. Although it’s missing a few and the top two I don’t necessarily [...]
What celebrity do you know would do something like this? I don’t see Martha Stewart hugging homeless people. Or 50 Cent. Love. Her. dOOr cLoSeD. -Damien
Whoops. Guess you better keep that road rage under control next time, huh? Fucktard. Okay, so I know we all get angry when someone cuts us off on the road or when someone is driving 12 mph on the road. I get it. But most normal human beings just let out a few curse words [...]
